Orlando Bloom DUMPS feminist astronaut 👩‍🚀 gf Katy Perry?? | IMDB1 (2025)

Maybe she caught something when she kissed the ground upon disembarkation. 🤷‍♀️ These two were together since 2016 and engaged since 2019? Yikes 😬.

And on the heels of Chris Martin’s split from fiancée Dakota Johnson after *their* 8 year relationship, one must ask herself:

Do I really care?

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When Katy the space rider returned from space, she spoke about love and only mentioned her daughter.

I figured that Orlando was out.

Who cares, though.

Orlando is not un-tasty, I will say that. 🫠

Yeah, what is the Jackman scuttlebutt, he cheated?

Gotta say, Keanu Reeves and his lady seem like seriously best friends in addition to a legit couple. Maybe they’ll last. 🍀

Orlando is a weird name. I often think of this cheese ball.

Right? The *insider* source or whatever says they’re done and have been waiting for the end of her tour to announce their breakup. I don’t get that. How would the illusion of their continued relationship help sell concert tickets? It’s not like running for office - or the preconceptions about it at least.

If anything, I’d think truth about a split might encourage ticket sales, making her sympathetic and relatable to her fans. I mean, I thought Taylor Swift’s career success is premised on her being the breakup song writing queen. I dunno. They’re not the singers whose concerts I’d go to anyway. I don’t get the appeal.

Orlando Bloom’s puppy that he brought on Jimmy Fallon’s show (at 1:11) is super cute though. I get that dog’s 🐕 appeal!

What's wrong with Hugh Jackman?

Maybe his mom conceived while his folks were at Disney in Orlando, Fla. Your Beckhams named their son Brooklyn like that, supposedly, although I heard they were actually in Manhattan and Victoria didn’t understand that Brooklyn is a separate borough and was just really eager to use the name which is so odd, ‘cause it’s pretty much used as a girl’s name. 🤷‍♀️

Considering that example, perhaps Orlando was conceived in Miami. 😂 His folks probably told him he’s named after Shakespeare; I believe there’s an Orlando somewhere 📚.

After decades of marriage......... he parted ways with his wife and sent her off with a large sum of money. Got himself a newer model, too

Must admit, I really like Sutton Foster. Don’t care for Jackman, though. She could do better. Probably will after a few more years, old peener and all. 😬

They should have just named him Bedroom Beckham.

But anyway, another famous Orlando is the book by Virginia Wolfe which was made into a film starring Tilda Swinton who worked with Derek Jarman who made a film called Jubilee which heavily featured an aggressively camp performer who went by the name Orlando. He's the bald one in the trailer.

She was the bigger name & a dozen years older (born 1955 vs his 1968)

Couldn't care less.

Several commonalities by few degrees, but no Kevin Bacon! 🥓 🤯

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